One of the first favorite hangout spots of mine when I initially moved to Austin was

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Coming to Austin in late 2015, it brought Austin’s first urban winery with it.
Now, they’re making wine on the East side of Austin with high-quality grapes from the High Plains of Texas.

During these hard times, our local establishments need us more than ever, and this includes wineries.

Speaking with their manager, Shana, she brought a lot of light to the fact that this place has become an artistic institution for Austinites.
To lose this place, means to lose all of the beautiful artwork that adorns the walls and putting some incredible, kind people out of jobs!

NOTE: IMT canned wines are also available at H-E-B and some local restaurants around town, so go get yourself some 4-packs if you cannot make it out to the winery.
Granted, you won’t get the discount there, as you will at IMT!

Stepping through the front door, you are pleasantly overwhelmed by vibrant colors, eclectic vibes, and vintage modern decor. Once you approach the bar, you are welcomed by a smiling (behind the mask, of course) face who is willing to help you figure out your new favorite wine.

Speaking of your new favorite wine, allow me to introduce you to these incredible wines.

BOTTLED WINES

Red Wines

Malbec (CO)

“Deep and rich in color, earthy with some raisin on the nose, yet the palate that’s filled with black cherry, cocoa, and dried fig. The tannins on the finish make it easy to pair alongside braised meats or gourmet sausages, giving the wine an almost gamey note.” [$24.99*]

Cabernet Franc

“Subtle violet and plum aromas. With fruit and spice covering the palate this wine flirts between the robust and the elegant. A hugely versatile offering which will pair with everything from a taco, to a beautiful rack of lamb. [$24.99*]

Tempranillo
MY FAVORITE

“Light in body and smooth in finish, our Tempranillo is satisfyingly smoky.” Drinking this wine, I feel like I should be sitting on a velvet couch, in a leather jacket with a glass of this Tempranillo in one hand and a cigar in the other. It makes me feel warm and powerful. [$24.99*]

The Blind Watchmaker Red

This “full bodied, big rounded tannins combined with plenty of fruity notes, this wine is both a ‘stand-alone’ or ‘pair with anything’ rockstar. The nose offers a lot of crushed berries, with undertones of green tea.” [$24.99*]

Syrah

“Velvet describes not only the color of this wine, but the mouthfeel too. A very rich purply velvet, almost enough to stain the glass but definitely enough to stain the lips. Aromas match the color with tons of ripe blackberry and truffle. This is an easily agreeable wine with flavors of black plum, leather, and a little spice with ripe tannins. One sip and you'll wonder when the roast is coming out.” [$24.99*]

 White Wines

Viognier (TX)

Texas wine with “orange blossoms, nectar, tangerine, baked honey apricots, and muted lemon” makes this a very refreshing white wine. [$19.99*]

Sauvignon Blanc

“The floral and citrus notes complement tropical nuances beautifully, to create a fresh and vibrant everyday white wine.” Additionally, notes of melon paired bright in acid. [$19.99*]

Chenin Blanc

“The floral and citrus notes complement tropical nuances beautifully, to create a fresh and vibrant everyday white wine.” Additionally, notes of melon paired bright in acid. [$19.99*]

Riesling

“Dense apricot, slightly cooked red apple, and a touch of Meyer lemon on the nose with round-as-a-peach texture on the palate.” [$19.99*]

CANNED WINE

Red Wine 4-Pack Cans - “A lightly carbonated Cab Sauv Syrah blend that is at once deeply rich and freshly delightful. The palate bursts with cherries, blackberries and currants with hints of cinnamon toast on the finish. Drink anytime & anywhere.” [$14.99*]

Rosé Can 4-Pack Cans -  “This Syrah based Rosé is like a bowl of fresh summer berries drizzled with cream. Intense strawberries and raspberries burst on the palate with light carbonation and great acid. Easy to open, easy to drink, easy to recycle. “[$14.99*]

White Can 4-Pack - “A stainless Chardonnay with loads of upfront starfruit on the nose with white peach, citrus, and cardamom following. The light carbonation lifts the citrus fruits on the palate to a smooth and refreshing finish.” [$14.99*]

Dry Hopped Sauv Blanc 4-Pack - “Hints of grapefruit, Rocky Ford cantaloupe, passion fruit, and zesty lime will have you longing to frolic through fields and bask in the sun on a warm summer day. Made with Citra hops and combined with the beloved Sauvignon Blanc varietal, imbibers can expect a crisp, bright, acidic finish.” [$14.99*]

The Bubble Universe 4-Pack - “A carbonated Riesling with aromas of Meyer lemon, lime, peach and green apple continue onto the palate. Racy acidity and great structure. The carbonation keeps it lively and fresh through the finish.” [$14.99*]

Peach Bellini Can 4-Pack - “Morning, day or night! This classic is made with Riesling blended with Palisade Peach juice supply aromas of white flower and citrus fruits. Acid and sugar are perfectly balanced with the carbonation to make this both delightful and refreshing.” [$14.99*]

Skinny Dip White Wine Spritz - Available in Passionfruit or Mango — In collaboration with the incredible New Belgium Brewery, these are made up of white wine, fruits, and the right amount of bubbles.

Wine on Tap (Growlers Available!) [$8*]

SNOOZE (dry riesling), Rose, Cab Franc, or Petit Verdot available!

BUBBLES

The Bubble Universe

A traditional sparkling wine with “crisp apple and bright acid” [$49.99*]

FROZÉ

Wine slushies made with their canned red wine, always cold and frozen, which is perfect nowadays during this HEAT! Get them to-go from their winery asap!

The Infinite Monkey Theorem in Austin is open Thursday through Sunday, 3 PM - 8 PM for to-go sales only, and their happy hour is from 4 PM to 6 PM when they offer 20 percent off all your to-go purchases.

So, please go support them, help keep their doors open in order to help keep these lovely people employed, and to ensure we get to keep drinking this delicious wine!!

If you made it this far, I thank you for your time, and if you mention ATX FYI at The Infinite Monkey Theorem, you’ll receive 20% off your order!

Cheers!

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

702 Shady Lane
Austin, Texas 78702

Hours:

Thursday - Sunday 3 PM - 8 PM

HAPPY HOUR: 4 PM - 6 PM

Open regular hours on 4th of July!

Website: theinfinitemonkeytheorem.com